• August 11, 2028 Waiting For Betsy receives Nobel Prize in Rock Music for their new CD: "Freedom Songs for Goldfish in Small Bowls". *
  
  
• January 16, 2009 Daniel carries the Gospel According to Betsy across the pond to Cannes, France for the international MIDEM music industry conference. What will happen? Who will he meet? What deals will be struck? Will he hang out at the topless beach in the dead of winter? (Am I talking to myself? Is there anyone out there? What day is it?)
  
  
• December 1, 2008 "Waiting For Betsy" CD is ready to ship to you! (In a nifty plastic-free/lactose-free package, no less)
  
  
• November, 2008 "Waiting For Betsy" CD is mastered by the Grammy-winning Gavin Lurssen. Cool.
  
  
• August, September, October... what the hell are the boys doing? They're supposed to be finishing the album.
  
  
• June, 2008 "Jessica Alba" is played on KIIS-FM in Los Angeles. Once. Late at night. Better than nothing!
  
  
• July 6, 2008 "Jessica Alba" charts at #24 national Indie Pop. By now, people as far away as Toronto have had to suffer through the song.
  
  
• June, 2008 Daniel is this/close to singing "Jessica Alba" for... well, JESSICA ALBA! On the Ellen Show, no less! But wait --last minute -- the executive producers didn't call. Pity.
  
  
• May 20, 2008 “Jessica Alba” available for downloading on iTunes.
  
  
• May 3, 2008 "Jessica Alba" smash single featured on New Music Weekly's "Future Hits" CD.
  
  
• May 3, 2008 "Jessica Alba" goes to Hot A/C radio.
  
  
• April 29, 2008 Waiting For Betsy’s debut video “Jessica Alba” is released! (Directed by Francis Ford Coppola.) *
  
  
• April 21, 2008 Waiting For Betsy's culturally important * and extremely sincere song “Jessica Alba” now available for listening and downloading at myspace.com/WaitingForBetsy.
  
  
• January 14, 2007 Waiting For Betsy sponsor an extremely spacious three-bedroom goldfish tank at the Long Beach Aquarium. *
  
  
• October 9, 2007 Waiting For Betsy starts a non-profit foundation: GIMP (Goldfish Inhabiting Miniscule Places) dedicated to the emancipation of goldfish from small bowls. *
  
  
• July 2, 1970 www.WaitingForBetsy.com and myspace.com/WaitingForBetsy go online for the first time! *

* Not really.